I LOVE My Chronic Conditions

Chronic disease, chronic illness, or chronic conditions are considered chronic because there is no cure. There are treatments, but no cure. What does this mean? If you are diagnosed with a chronic condition congratulations, it's yours for life.
I've started writing this blog for myself as I have been collecting chronic conditions since I was very young and thought I better blog about them to help keep them straight. The good news is your chronic condition is most likely non-fatal and won't kill you right away at least. The bad news is these conditions are not mutually exclusive of each other. Multiple chronic conditions have a negative multiplicative effect on the mind and body. They act synergistically as a team and can be quite deadly.
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read, "I am Not a pre-exiting Condition" I have thought a lot about that bumpersticker. I know it's political, but for me has become a talisman. I have many pre existing conditions, but they do not define me.
Short list of what I got:

Concussive brain trauma and PTSD

Obstructive Sleep Apnea
Asthma
Allergies
ADHD
Dyslexia
Chronic pain

Carpal Tunnel 
Hypogonaddism
Hypothyroidism (no thyroid actually Graves’ disease)

Metabolic Syndrome 

Hyper triglyceride imia 

Pre-diabetes 
Addiction
Depression

Anxiety 

Insomnia 

Ringing in my ears (couldn’t spell condition well enough for spell check to help)

Deafness 

Loss of smell 
Anger and rage issues - no figure?